Top 50 Funny Friendship Quotes For Best Friends

It’s nice having your best friend standing on your side always. Someone become just friend, other become good friend and then we have best friend. Best friends are the ones with whom we are close to each other, we share our secret, we do silly things, we walk together in every path. We share crazy things and keep calling each other with embarrassing and funny names. Best friends are the ones within whom we find ourselves in them and have similar likes and dislikes. This crazy friends are the one that makes our life enjoyable. We behave stupid and crazy with them and free to do anything and no wonder we find them funny too. Looking for funny quotes for friendship? Than stop searching and check out our collection of best funny friendship quotes.

These friendship quotes are for those who say that they are best friends forever. Because best friends are always special for us so. Well, funny friendship quotes are something related to everyone of us.

So here is a list of funny friendship quotes to make you smile and laugh out loud.

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Funny Friendship Quotes You Must Share Your Friends

  1. Friends buy you food best friends eat your food.
  2. Me and my best friends can communicate with just facial expression.
  3. I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.
  4. There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate
  5. Only real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
  6. Best friends offer free therapy
  7. Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public
  8. I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends
  9. We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends.
  10. God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.
  11. Never let you friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.
  12. Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.
  13. Real friendship is when you friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
  14. We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes
  15. When you are in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out, but your best friend will be sitting next to you saying, “Damn! That was fun.”
  16. Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life.
  17. Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.
  18. If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.
  19. I don’t know whats tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
  20. You call yourself my friend, but where were you when my selfie had only 5 likes?
  21. My favorite kind of pain is in my stomach when my friends make me laugh too hard.
  22. Friends buy you lunch, best friends eat your lunch.
  23. Friends are like boobs, you’ve got big ones, small ones, real ones and fake ones.
  24. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you know the warm feeling inside.
  25. We’ will be best friends forever because you already too much.
  26. Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.
  27. Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.
  28. I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.
  29. I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.
  30. Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
  31. You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.
  32. A friend is like a good bra, hard to find, supportive, comfortable, always lifts you up, makes you look better and best of all, always close to your heart.
  33. Friendship is like a melon, you must try a hundred before you find a good one.
  34. There are big ships and small ships but the best of all are friendships.
  35. Best friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, littered everywhere.
  36. My wife ran off with my best friend, I sure do miss him.
  37. If your friends don’t make fun of you, then they are not really your friends.
  38. Friends are God’s way of apologizing for our families.
  39. Friendship is not about people who act true to your face,it is about people who remain true behind your back.
  40. Men kick around friendship like a soccer ball and it doesn’t seem to crack, women treat it like glass and it shatters into a million pieces.
  41. You are my best friend, always remember that if you fall i will pick you up … after i finish laughing first.
  42. It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense and to have your nonsense respected.
  43. Friends are like wedgies, they are intimately close, they know your inner self and it feels good when you pick out a good one.
  44. We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.
  45. Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
  46. You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.
  47. Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
  48. Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…ALONE!
  49. A good friends will offer you umbrella in the rain. A best friends would take yours and say “run bitch..RUN!”
  50. If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.

We have listed awesome funny friendship quotes to let your friend know how much you mean to them and without them your life would be so dull and you can’t afford to lose them in any case. Hope you enjoy reading this post.

 

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